Where have half the almonds gone?

WHERE HAVE ALL THE ALMONDS GONE?

Where have half the almonds gone, since last evening?
Where have half the almonds gone, since last night?
Where have half the almonds gone?
Hungry mice have eaten them, everyone
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?

Where has the dishwasher pump cable gone, since last weekend?
Where has the dishwasher pump cable gone, since last week?
Where has the dishwasher pump cable gone?
Chewed up by rodents, all at once.
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?

Where has all the attic insulation gone, since last winter?
Where has all the attic insulation gone, since last year?
Where has all the attic insulation gone?
Gone to make rat nests, all of it.
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?

Where have all the country living dreams gone, since my twenties?
Where have all the country living dreams gone, since I was young?
Where have all the country living dreams gone?
Budget deficits killed them off!
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?

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